"Wooden Spoon Survivor" Unisex T-Shirt – Comfort with a Side of Sass

Wear your childhood battle scars with pride! Our "Wooden Spoon Survivor" unisex t-shirt is a playful nod to old-school discipline, perfect for anyone who grew up in a tough-love household. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it delivers all-day comfort with a design that’s equal parts funny and stylish.

Whether you're gifting it to a fellow survivor or keeping it for yourself, this tee fits like a classic—thanks to its unisex cut and high-quality print that holds up wash after wash.

Key Features:

• 100% premium cotton for breathable comfort

• High-quality print that lasts

• Unisex fit – great for men and women

• Perfect for casual wear or as a funny, nostalgic gift